cian666:
Vote for your local GREEN Party candidate...!
keyz88:
HEY, how did she gey my electric razor... & more importantly, where did she "use" it???
The_Seer:
Kim Catrall looks into her compact mirror and is horrified to discover that she forgot to put on makeup this morning.
BoyHowdy:
"Just go like this, and walk toward me..."
Nos4a2:
"I'm curious as well. If you are what you eat and the Hulk eats green peas, is he then full of green peaness? How do I get filled with green peaness?"
BoyHowdy:
Stop it! This is a NO David Hasselhoffing zone!
Fliegenmaus:
"And I was bluffing. Guess that means I have to take my pants off."
Fliegenmaus:
"We're on the look-out for a large green chicken rapist. Have you folks seen him?" / "Us? Why no!"
cian666:
And he just sits in the bushes letching after late model Fords...!
cian666:
"I had XP installed on my microwave, now it takes 7 hours to cook a T.V. dinner...!"
cian666:
"I'll get the jumper cables, I think installing Windows 2000 has given the monitor heartburn...!"
looseygooseyman:
Our meat is 100% certified to be organic material of some kind!