KirkShatner:
I must admit, the human side of me found great satisfaction in choking the living shit out of that sumg bastard.
zombiewoof68:
Smarm level... off the scale.
Indomitus:
Suddenly, the New Years Eve ball drops out of the sky, causing it to be January 1st in Hoboken in the middle of July.
amycamus:
"Just drive on past, Fxzyr7ryxx - those guys down there are assholes!"
Indomitus:
Jed froze. His light had fallen upon two Sasquatch hands moving in his hay loft, accompanied by the unmistakable grunting of coitus.
amycamus:
Weekly World News Exclusive! Wedding Band Found on Bog Person!
MSTzilla:
After Pompeii, the words "until the mountains crumble to the seas," were left out of wedding nuptuals.
delany:
that boney ass vulcan skank can't hold a candle to my fine chocolate body. ever seen "mirror mirror"?
amycamus:
"1 Adam 12! 1 Adam 12! There's whores in the city!"
Indomitus:
"Yay! I parked the car without hitting any other cars!" "But you hit the building, Timmy."
144b:
It was #:9 P.M as Sgt. Gannon & I arived at the Clocker Clapper Bell company. They had repoted that a shipment of clappers were stolen.
MSTzilla:
I don't know why it is, but everytime you find an old car in the Northeast that's not rusted out, it's *ALWAYS GREEN*.