amycamus:
This just in! Wal-Mart destroyed! We'd give you details at 11, but no one cares!
radioman:
Nope. I went into the light last time... it was very much bad. Won't be fooled again. And don't even think about Carol Anne. She's on to ya too!
BoyHowdy:
Man, the FX in the remake of the Black Hole are pretty pathetic.
samjacinto:
Spock, you don't know how to do a necktie either... now look what you've done!!!
KirkShatner:
No, no Spock. You haven't got it tight enough around his neck. Here, let me do it.
joeisdeth:
No, when you strangle someone you hold it right there then tighten, they suffer more that way
radioman:
Come on! I know the lead singer of {insert favorite band here} personally. I booked their tour on Vulcan. Now let me in!
twilight23:
My plan was basically not to have sex with anybody
MSTzilla:
"Is it supposed to look like that? Oh crap! I'm looking through the microscope the wrong way."
delany:
someone, somewhere is using this for wallpaper. won't you help? send your donations now.
joeisdeth:
No, I couldn't have enjoyed killing the Captain. I'm a Vulcan, I have no emotions. Ok, I liked it just a little bit.
samjacinto:
Get me Roddenberry. With Shatner out of the way, I should get top billing and a raise.