BoyHowdy:
.oO(Grrr... How the hell did I end up here, doing these stupid tricks? I should be roaming the forest mauling stray hikers...)
BoyHowdy:
She's so blonde she has her roots in upside down.
samjacinto:
When you're married to the right people, Bill, you get better closeups.
The_Seer:
Scariest make-out scene in cinema history: Charlton Heston making out with Joan Rivers.
samjacinto:
Don't fight it, babe... it's in my contract.
The_Seer:
"Hey break it up... you two. On away missions only... the Captain... gets laid."
The_Seer:
.oO (I'm... getting hungry. I wonder... if he can point me... to the nearest Krispy Kreme.)
BoyHowdy:
A steak stampede is nothing. It's the baked potato riots that you have to watch out for.
The_Seer:
Dueling nipples.
KIPPAGE:
Potato Riot Police in action!
BoyHowdy:
Cookouts... Picnics... Kinky sex in a wading pool...
samjacinto:
Another Texan wants to greet the Dixie Chicks.