BoyHowdy:
"You don't want me to be Sci-Fi. You wouldn't like me when I'm Sci-Fi. SCI-FIIII!!!"
beckett:
"Noooo Skipper! My butt is soooore!"
beckett:
"As the gondolier lovingly poles the turds out of the way on our romantic cruise of Venice."
Indomitus:
...nailing it to a board and throwing it in a river.
MrAtomik:
Kleenex, because when you need to blow, remember to Always Blow Us!
Indomitus:
Swinging to quickly, Spiderman hits the bridge and gets tangled in his webs.
Lalladil:
Space... it's really, really big!
Lalladil:
[Lalladil considers the question, then immediately withdraws the cap. I ain't going there!]
keyz88:
"She told me she was 18 ..."
Lalladil:
Shatner: "I wonder if these pants make my ass look fat?" Barrett: "Damn! Thoses pants make his ass look fat!"
The_Seer:
Ensign Briggs, a.k.a redshirt victim #234
BoyHowdy:
"Hello? Anybody here? The temp agency sent me over to see you. Something about a trip to the planet surface to get killed or something..."