TheGhostOfIMissYetToCome:
And then the Great Bandini sneezed and ruined his entire life's work on his house of cards... so close... so sad...
shankybells:
"The Lions have a kick-ass team this year!" "Mom , I think we need to cut Dad off."
gleeb:
Here's the Detroit Police Complaints Department. Since the no walking on the grass zero tolerance policy went into effect, complaints are down 99%
shankybells:
"Crap! Maybe I DID have the building plans upside down!"
JingleHo:
As you can see, this pyramid landed on its top when the aliens dropped it.
TyranosaurisRex-mas:
Confused suicide terrorists don't know whether to hit this with a plane, or wait until it falls down by itself.
CrazyBob:
Ah, a timeless example of Post-Industrial Soviet Architecture, equally functional for an elementary school or Political Prison
TyranosaurisRex-mas:
Excuse me, is this the peeing section?
gleeb:
Hey, you! This is an Incontinents' Swim, so I don't wanna hear about you not peeing in the pool!
shankybells:
"Have mindless sex for the next 48 hours."
mistlebeezo:
Duck and cover?
JingleHo:
...duck and cover.