gleeb:
Here at Mondrian & Co., our motto is "Curves are for Nature-loving sissy-boys!"
Bros:
Designing the front of the office like a pocket puzzle made it hard for the clients to complain in person.
mistlebeezo:
An architect was playing Tetris, and a building was born.
LauraPrancer:
"...and over there is where I escaped from juvie."
Bros:
"Let me tell you, we at Spacely's Sprockets have had a good year."
LauraPrancer:
As they bury their own, another dies, making the work twice as hard.
gleeb:
Bury your relatives yourself, and $ave!
Bros:
"See, according to this map you stole from the mall, we're right between the Gap and Sears."
JingleHo:
The original GPS system involved some guy named Herb running around with a map, pointing and yelling "You're right here!"
gleeb:
Few people know the Declaration of Independance was signed in a bust Rochester street in 1954.
LauraPrancer:
"So, that's where the parking lot will be. Let's get down to business." "Don't you thiink we should warn the orphans before using the wrecking ball?" "Naw, no one'll miss 'em anyway! Haha!"
Bros:
"That's the 3rd guest killed by the chandileer. We better change that elastic cord holding it up."