shankybells:
"You have a lot of books. Do you read?"
BlakMisfitElf:
"So Mr. Lewis, what makes you think I should give you an act?" "HEY LAAAADYY!" "GENIUS! PURE GENIUS!"
Viagra:
"I don't know what kind library you think we're running here, Mr.! Ernest Hemmingway?!? We only archive the finest smutt... you make me SICK!"
shankybells:
"If he is gonna steal this thing, he had better make room in his pants."
MrAtomik:
In a fit of frustration, the class bully finally resorts to beating up his homework
LauraPrancer:
"I must, I must. I must increase my bust"
Viagra:
Need we mention fellatio and sexual harrassment?
BlakMisfitElf:
Blood relation!
TyranosaurisRex-mas:
A blow job.
MrAtomik:
1: Get yourself born into wealth, 2: Have your father Buy you a degree at Harvard, 3: Run for President, 4: Accept Election Donations from Crooked Power Trading Companies in Texas
LauraPrancer:
o/' Black Adder Black Adder o/'
TyranosaurisRex-mas:
If you mean college, it usually involves a lot of beer