shankybells:
"Jerry Lewis' hair gel supply."
BlakMisfitElf:
"Hey guys! I''ve been squatting up here for 5 months!" "Just jump at the last minute! TIMBERR!"
Snuffleupagus:
Bush Enviroment Program
JingleHo:
When cut down and smoothed out, it will make one dandy dildo for Madonna.
TyranosaurisRex-mas:
Ya gotta sacrifice a few trees to make paper or else we wouldn't have Hustler magazine.
RodRocket:
The gravitaional pull created by the Jerry Lewis singularity soon sucked anything not nailed down into California!
shankybells:
"Every day, Americans are making useless things for useless people."
Viagra:
Ed didn't have much else to do but fix up odds and ends around the house and shape them into penises
BlakMisfitElf:
Just when you think Dubya wants to give the common man a break, he introduce the new 1040 in Rebus!
shankybells:
"How women rate men after sex."
LauraPrancer:
I never did understand those heart monitors...
RodRocket:
We have failed to reach failure!