amycamus:
"Oh, and this one is from when I met your mother, when Camp Gentilhomme had a Saturday night danse with Camp Belle Salope."
Dairaindeer:
Families just crowd around for a gander at the new Blowfish catalogue...
amycamus:
"Miss Gravel - the children are having sex!"
UnReality:
"What did Santa bring you this year, Timmy?" "A barrel where I can hide all the body parts of people who pissed me off."
YibbleGuy:
The family sued the authors of the famous polka, after they rolled out the barrel, but failed to have a barrel of fun.
UnReality:
"Or, so help us, we'll drive it for you!"
amycamus:
Don't just RIDE it like a sissy!
JingleHo:
...Ride Your Shoes, and Take a Walk in Your New Car.
Generik:
"The ceremony is almost ready to begin, Mr. B! Shall I warm up the virgin's blood for you?"
Gowest:
2 Billion Chinese can't be wrong
UnReality:
"Would you like fries with my penis?"
E_the_SugarPlumFair_E:
From the makers of "Pedal the Car".