CrustyApplepants124:
Mom finally superglued him into bed after the 15th trip to the loo.
cajunclaus:
"And God bless Michael Jackson and R. Kelly and God bless..."
YibbleGuy:
At first, the insurance company believed Karen's explanation of her car accident. Then, they saw the vibrator...
Dairaindeer:
Late at night, Johnny would sigh softly, wondering why Mrs. Granby's disembodied head didn't visit anymore...
TOYROBOTCROWT:
I'm.. the.. Barber.. of Seville.
amycamus:
"Spanky! Buckwheat!"
Generik:
o/` "Bee-yooooteee-fulllll dreeeeeeaaa-muuurrrrrr... wake unto meeeeee..." o/`
JingleHo:
Following in Buckwheat's footsteps... IT'S "Alfalfa Sings"! o/` "Tum... where... out... dare..." o/`
Generik:
Uh oh... get the insecticide. It appears that we have Rascals.
JingleHo:
"I got Bazooka Joes, uncut." "You sure? Last batch I bought from you had Dubble Bubble in it." "Would I lie to you, man?"
Dairaindeer:
"You got it?" "You got the dough?" "Right here." "Take it." "Alright! My Scene Barbie!" *squeals* "Quiet, stupid! You wanna get us busted?!"
JingleHo:
"And these are pictures I took of your mommy on our honeymoon." "Mommy has a tattoo?"