zombiewoof68:
Oh yeah? Well ... you're ugly, and I can always change shirts!
Indomitus:
Herman. Pisces. Enjoys spreadsheets, defragging his hard drive, and downloading porn. Still a virgin at 37. To speak to Herman, dial #52940.
WOLF3d:
This looks like a martha stewert bathroom fan.
TheDiva:
Let's see, Enron meetings, Watergate tapes, Zapruder film...ah, here it is, phone conversations between Martha Stewart and her broker.
zombiewoof68:
Zo, Colonel Hogan, explain your vay out of ZIS, if you can!
TheDiva:
Ve haff vays of making you talk haltingly and with excessive display of emotion, Captain...
zombiewoof68:
Let's see ... "New Jersey" ... "Hell" ...hmmmm...
TheDiva:
National Lampoon's "Post-Apocalyptic Vacation"
BigDaddyManos:
Yes, Jim... Vitalis. You can't make a good product obsolete...
zombiewoof68:
Oh my God! DIGITAL clocks! This must be... THE FUTURE!!!
nineofnine:
it may be digital, but you still have to wind it
Indomitus:
.oO(Oh, crap. Sulu's dry-humping the console again.)