The_Big_Show316:
Good Evening. I don't feel like stating the mission, if you choose to accept it. This message will self-destruct whenever I feel like it.
Indomitus:
.oO(Oh, no. A doorknob. I didn't plan for this! WHAT DO I DO?!?)
Raven__:
God? Government? Life? Family? Love? None of these matter when compared to the great taste of A1 sauce!
UpSky2:
The expression of a bewildered mallard.
UpSky2:
"Here's my entire collection of off-kilter PI jokes."
Indomitus:
"Ungh. Him say this not the Gilligan's Island set. We in wrong place."
zombiewoof68:
Salvador Dali's forgotten masterpiece: "Two Pigeons Watching a Collie Explode."
nineofnine:
cool, now that he is unconscious, I can grab his butt
keyz88:
Another Casualty of "bad acting" at the W. Shattner Institute...
zombiewoof68:
McCoy's right! That DOES hurt when you're not ready!
smilingvillain:
"FREEZE! I've got an obvious prop gun, and i'm not afraid to use it!"
Indomitus:
Don't even know how many times I've seen that scrawled across the mens' room walls.