Indomitus:
"Your grandparents want me to tell you that they hate you, and because of you are wishing that they had never reproduced. Oh, and tell your Aunt Myrtle hello."
Max_Grey:
"Your father says he loves you about this much."
MrZyzyk:
The Band A Flock of Seagulls initially wanted to call themselves "A Crapload of Pigeons" but decided people liked seagulls better.
Indomitus:
And Barney Fife arrives to nip this movie in the bud! "NIP IT!"
MrZyzyk:
oO(My goodness... I forgot to put on UNDERWEAR)
Indomitus:
Forecast for today: partly cloudy but mostly not with a slight chance of logo showers at about noon, so don't forget to take an umbrella.
144b:
It suddenly dawns on Mr. Perkings that he isn't waering pants.
Mercutio_Jones:
Jesse Ventura calls 1-900-HOT-SEXX and gets put on hold
sergy:
Hello sir. My name is Zortan I'm from Persious Omicron 7. Is your daghter home?
Mercutio_Jones:
No, I'm not really a Jedi and this isn't really a light saber. It's cardboard with aluminum foil. My mom made it for me.
BBOT:
Hi, I'm Patrick Swazye, Do you ever feel bloated, listless, are you always tired? Well, I eat Quaker Oats.
Indomitus:
.oO(Well, at least I still have Roadhouse.)