Indomitus:
Judgement Day. 10:25 AM. Turns out GOD is a ham sandwich, and we're all going to Hell.
Bassmann:
"Right then, I'm having a bit of a problem with the server, You see I need to baste the salmon filet and pet the cat on the head, I"m multitasking!"
Crossfire:
President Bush tries to find www.osamabinladen.net as part of his ongoing War Against Terror.
Indomitus:
~Sorry. Your username and password are correct, but I think you're just a dumbass, so you can't come in. End transmission.~
y_u_i_otta:
"Smells OK to me. Just spit the lumps into your napkin."
y_u_i_otta:
"When I get home, one of us will put on a dress and we'll go someplace nice. I promise."
MajorDereks:
Instead of worrying about his nifty mobile pants, I think he should be concerned about the fact that he has no penis.
BStarr13:
do... you... want.... to.... play... a... game?
Twiliger:
uncle jessie?
Max_Grey:
And thus, Bob is voted off of Sesame Street.
KrisTM:
You think your ears are clean, but are they REALLY clean? Deep within every human ear canal lives a tiny monster, waiting to devour anything that comes near it.
Max_Grey:
An actual dead person comes on the Crossing Over set.