SovietFlask:
"HEAL control panel, I say HEAL!"
YingYang:
Bilbo's out tokin' it up...
Amon:
Rabid giant mice invade the local talent show. Small children eaten. Film at 11:00
TyranosaurisRex:
Madonna uses these on her light days
tree_hugger:
somewhere, 5 men from the 18th century are bald
NICE_GUY_EDDIE:
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: INTENTIALLY SPILLING CONTENTS ONTO LAP WILL NOT GET MCDONALD'S PAYOFF, BUT WILL LEAVE CROTCH TOASTY AND A BIT STICKY...
GlitterRock:
"I have not come all the way from Naboo to have this debated in a committee!"
evetsggod:
and we've got a sixty-percent chance of meteor showers...
SovietFlask:
"Oh crap! We drove off from the pump with the hose still attached again."
YingYang:
"Today is a good day to dye my hair."
YingYang:
Note to helicopter pilot: When dropping John Tesh off in the desert for a concert, remember to leave him there.
porpoise:
Stars twinkle, planets don't. Popcorn just salts there.