Matteus:
"What's for dinner Mom??" "Cigarettes" "awww we had that last night!"
UnReality:
"Cigarettes *and* bourbon!" "Yay!"
Matteus:
can you believe she served the bourbon BEFORE the cigarettes!
UnReality:
"Go in and ask for directions. Tell her we're the lost generation."
Nyssa23:
"Can you believe that? They wouldn't let me in because I didn't pay last month's whore bill!"
beckett:
Alright... who put the coelocanth in the rumble seat?"
Nyssa23:
All right, gentlemen, this is our plan. Bob, you go in and make small talk. Greg, you bring in a bouquet of flowers. I'll come in with the guitar, and we should have 'em right where we want 'em.
devhead987:
Bob was confused and worried. And confused
rickubis:
If "coprolites" are fossilized dinosaur poop... what are "capralites"?
Nyssa23:
He's vapor locked!
Nyssa23:
"Frankly, Scarlett, I'm only mildly interested."
rickubis:
and the baby bear said: "Someone's been shooting porn with *my* camera, and the vaseline is still on it!"