TheCarolingDiva:
Ah, Michelangelo's famous "Fugeddaboudit."
Gowest-X:
Well Jenny we are going to have a traditional Kuai Mano Wai Wedding. Of course we will need a virgin to sacrifice afterwards. See if this dress fits.
Moatas:
"Jenny, be a dear and bring me my breasts... they're over there in the top dresser draw."
Moatas:
...or 'What to use when the husband isn't availible'
ThePrezGARinch:
Yes, we have none. Well, not today.
TheGhostOfIMissYetToCome:
*snicker* interior!! *giggle* mile high! *titter*
Moatas:
...first home of the 'mile high'' club
TheGhostOfIMissYetToCome:
One could substitute cucumbers if the season is bad...
Gowest-X:
In 1921 we had "Alvin the Vitamin Boy" until 1923 when Popeye came and kicked his pansy ass
TheGhostOfIMissYetToCome:
"I really can't explain it very well kids. It was dark and your Dad got me drunk..."
wd40:
Now Timmy, apologize to your brother, or Santa will enslave you and make you build toys for GOODD children!
Gowest-X:
Mom teaches the boys the finer points of handling a rolling pin. Excpecially how not to leave a traceable mark.