UpSky2:
Going to the Ugliness Bank to make a withdrawal... and where the teller has plenty, you can trust him not to embezzle.
JingleHo:
"Mommy told me to get this." "Milk. Eggs. Bread. This is an auto parts store, junior."
Granty_Claus:
"Dear Simplicity Patterns. I am a student at a small midwestern home economics school..."
adsinfini-barum-a-tum-tumm:
"Pie- check. Eggs- check. Rusty blade to stab domineering husband in chest with... check..."
adsinfinit-barum-a-tum-tumm:
As long as typewriter techonolgy never falls into the hands of forgers, you can be sure that social security...is secure...
Gowest-X:
Alright all of you Internet Web hackers there it is. 125-99-4557. Hey wait a minute thats my number!
teambanzai:
Trent Lott in his Hitler Youth days.
adsinfini-barum-a-tum-tumm:
The ideal Christmas Gift for your Capitalist Overlords...
Granty_Claus:
"Leon: Thanks for all your help on the Revolution. You did a great job on the Oct 17 Picnic, hope you will volunteer to do it again next year. Have fun in Mexico. Vladimir.*
adsinfini-barum-a-tum-tumm:
Karl, the fifth brother
LauraPrancer:
Jerry Garcia, we hardly knew ye.
lil_dazetilxmas:
Santa wished Ying a Merry Yingmas!