wd40:
I have some concerns about htese tardies, young man! Perhaps you deserve some licks... yes, some licks on that firm tuetonic bottom... yessssssssss
adsinfinit-barum-a-tum-tumm:
"Dear James- I'm leaving you for your sister Barabara. I 've never loved you and I'm sick of your stupid globe... Uh Ahem....Good Evening, I'm Chevy Chase and you're not..."
adsinfinit-barum-a-tum-tumm:
Finally women are able to get real jobs in the work place, like this valiant employee of the Department for Lookin' Real Purdy-Like...
144blitzen:
At Krocker KookieFactory. They turn out 40 thousand gingerbread men a day. Sad, really. They all run off before they can get them boxed.
adsinfinit-barum-a-tum-tumm:
There was no disguising it. The Yankees sure were drunk that season...
goldspiderduck:
Free Peach Scnapps day at the stadium was declared a failure.
TheGhostOfIMissYetToCome:
"Study it! Memorize it! It is the ellusive G spot!"
JingleHo:
You must be this tall to watch this movie.
Granty_Claus:
~Here's to the glass ceiling! ~And restrictive covenants! <clink> ~To Augusta Country Club! ~Augusta! <clink>
LauraPrancer:
Find a penny, pick it up, and it still won't fill that emptyness within you.
adsinfini-barum-a-tum-tumm:
Modern Historians are not sure what this "Social Security" was, but it's believed to be some sort of meaningless token, like the "Get Out Of Jail" card in Cyber-Monopoly...
Ebetinaw_Scrooge:
"Yes, I'd like to bet the whole thing on Pie-O-My." "Uh, sir, I'm afraid I have some terrible news..."