devildoll:
"Apple kuchen approaching at 4:00!!" "Ready with the dessert forks!!"
Granamyr:
And there goes the power in California
YingYang:
"And in other news, my producer's giving me head as I speak."
YibbleGuy:
"I used to work for Esso. Then the bastards changed their slogan. Spare a quarter, mister?"
warm_pepsi_2000:
I'll be damned, clowns to left of me... jokers on the right... here I am...
porpoise:
"Dead yet?"
rickubis:
.oO { Mice... Mice, all around me. Closing in. I think I may have to unleash my pussy.}
porpoise:
Only darkness stood between them... and a rolling vertical hold.
Meldrick:
"Let's see now, star..... star...... '+' mark? Well, either I just won a million dollars, or I'm pregnant."
Janxau:
The new instant scratchie: scratch three drug paraphernalia symbols and you win an evening with Robert Downey Jr.
Janxau:
Most people don't sit throught the credits, but since we started putting porn in the top half of the screen our ratings actually INCREASE through the credits.
sanspants:
you see, little billy, when a girl credits likes a boy credits, they can get together and make lots of little baby credits...