porpoise:
In the dark, no one can see you scream.... literally.
Indomitus:
The Bluebird of Happiness just crapped on your car.
Indomitus:
"Let's see... Artichokes. Chives. Jabanero peppers. Mayonnaise... Honey, have you seen the petroleum jelly?" "Can we just order a pizza?"
JonyFingers:
I heard sleeping like this will add 10 years to your life
Soozcat:
I hear sleeping like this will add 10 decibels to your snoring.
BlakHat1:
"Hey, why is the seat of the Oval Office chair so sticky? ACK!! Damnit, Bill!"
Soozcat:
Find this man and beat him savagely about the head, face, neck and chin. Then remove his toupee and bring it to me as a trophy.
screaming_fist:
"Good, bad, they've got the guns."
Indomitus:
"Hail to the king, baby."
Indomitus:
"High five!" *smack* *ZZZZZAP!!*
num:
LADY!!!
_Fishboy_:
It's rough going through the interrogations to join the Janitor's Union, but well worth it...