sanspants:
up next on inappropriate accessories: rear-view mirrors at your lobotomy
porpoise:
The next slide is 31st VCR. Next is 15th microwave. Then 44th showerhead.....
sanspants:
"no, i will not try to contact the person you just killed before the show." "but i want to apologize." "please leave."
phishy_girl:
we keep pushing this door, but we're just going in a circle. try the other way
HuzzahMan3000:
Mom... the boys at school laughed at me! they said my devil costume was wimpy! and they called me a stupid head (begins crying)
Indomitus:
"I am blueberry waffle. Hear me roar."
PunkServo:
Wow, the gods must be f*ckin' nuts!
witchygreeneyedkitty:
"Oh... yeah, very logical, take it all off baby..."
doctorwho2k:
The Disney cooker, complete with mouse ears
Indomitus:
"Chicken's- I say- chicken's almost ready!"
Indomitus:
"Golly, my t-shirts are so white!" "Everything is white! This is the 50s, remember?"
Racerex:
"What'll I do? It's 1958! In another two years, it'll be the 60's, and I'll be obsolete!"