anti_hero:
"wabbit season!" "duck season!" "Wabbit season!" "Girl season! SHOOT!"
stareater:
The original Stuckeys only had two dangling squirrels
walden000:
Hugh Jackman IS Fozzie Bear AS Wolverine in X-Men, the Great Mutant caper
Indomitus:
For a brief time before accompanying Luke and Han to the Death Star, Obi-Wan ran a Motel 6 in Des Moines.
sanspants:
"hi, i'm a mid-size sedan, and i love frosted flakes."
count_flowbear:
"be verwy quiet were huntin osamas! theres one!" <blam!>
Indomitus:
Can't decide whether to eat it or wipe it under his chair.
Bassmann:
"WE KNOW you put it under the chair....it had your prints on it....we, just didn't want to touch it."
gleeb:
if you're going out, get some more plaid things for the couch
gleeb:
maybe I did put it there, but hoe can they prove it's mine?
thetapeworm:
Here hon, I couldn't find the plaid cup. Will the corn flowers do?
thetapeworm:
Mom? I woke in a strange bed and I don't know where I am and there's ... NO PLAID!