mistie406:
Our special guests tonight are Jessica Alba from ze TV's Dark Angel, yes? *applause* Comedian Emo Phillips, and Musical Guest Fine Young Cannibals, yes?
mistie406:
He's a diplomat AND a table saw.
mistie406:
MirandaRamsey IS Ian Fleming's James Bond IN "Elephants Eat Applesauce to Protect the Ozone Layer"
mistie406:
Jedi Master ZZ-Top.
DrDemento:
"You ask how more black this could be, and the answer is... none. None more black."
YingYang:
But the girls never complain.
NineBreaker:
Hello, umm... Lucifer and I were just wondering if you could spare a cup of sugar...
deadparrot:
Today in the news: Scientists were stunned today when the sun was eclipsed by a giant load of flaming crap.
screaming_fist:
"Access denied. You have no taste."
Zero_R_Nobody:
**Zero sings softly to herself "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!"**
thedeadoutkast:
We now go live to Kathy Lee!
Zero_R_Nobody:
"What are things on Sean Connery's night stand? I'll take Over The Hill Actors for $400, Alex."