rickubis:
I'm a big boy now. Gimme some Maxwax.
HenryBemis:
"Teacher, why is there two now, where there used to be one?" "Well, you see Timmy, when a paramecium loves itself very much..."
UnReality:
"First name Bob. Last name 'We-odda-baby-eetza-PUMAT."
DrDemento:
"Look, man, when you're inside the Matrix, it's not like this! Yes, you'll be standing on a beach, but I might be an AGENT!" "Only an agent of evil, Darth."
DoctorWombat:
Now, this is our training model; we'll work up to a full-scale reactor by next week.
The_Big_Show316:
Bob reports for his first day of being a crash test dummy.
DoctorWombat:
Hey, Zeke! These things make ugly chicks look good, and I'm not even drunk!
Purrisa:
Two bedroom fixer upper. Frequented by poltergeists. Needs new carpet and an exorcism.
TyranosaurisRex:
I licked his eye ball. I've always enjoyed licking eye balls
DoctorWombat:
KNEEL before the awesome might of Mr. Potatohead!
Dragonstud:
Yes you can also find God. Just read this book. Your God is in here. Trust us
NurseNoir:
Brain like a BB in a boxcar. Outwitted by a jar of marshmallow fluff. Only eating with one chopstick. A can short of a six-pack...