rickubis:
Unfortunately, if he really *is* a dimwit, he can't read. Furthermore, he will next attempt to eat the book.
YingYang:
"So Leeloo...Can I call you LL?" "Call me Sugar Tits."
GlitterRock:
"Your eyes tell me you have an old soul, Xev. A kind soul. With a nice set of boobs..."
YingYang:
"I am Sci-Fi" - Xev's Diaphragm.
animebabe:
OH MY GOD! I'M PREGNANT! Oh wait... nevermind...
screaming_fist:
Free condoms with a 20 minute call
Goldfinger:
Free condoms when you switch to AT&T!
rickubis:
Yo' ladies. You paid me ta come and stand on this Rickubis' head for a while. Youse want I should stop now?
Goldfinger:
Which one of these three women are dead? Find out in sixty seconds!
nashtbrutusandshort:
"You up there, with the high-powered rifle. Your grandmother is asking if the noises in your head have gone away."
Goldfinger:
Little old ladies love John Edward and John Edward loves little old ladies.
Goldfinger:
Little girls love John Edwards and John Edwards loves little girls.