buzzy_t_hummingbird:
Uh, were you gonna strip? 'Cuz I got a couple dollars, and...no, huh? Did I mention I blew up all the balloons? Huh? Did I?
sanspants:
"well it says right here we're supposed to be interlecturals 'n stuff, readin books and all. we can do that."
buzzy_t_hummingbird:
See, it's a Favreau-Keith Coogan-Kirk Cameron-isity. Hard to describe, easy to love.
TVs_Neal:
"Rock and roll martiannnnnn! Rock and roll martiannnnn!"
stareater:
Well boys, we can wrap this case up. The finger prints belong to Jabber Jaw.
rickublitzen:
Shit, where are the kittens? What the hell are we gonna use for bait?
YibbleGuy:
In China, our headquarters are in Won Shu.
santamebabe:
"And then I poked him like this and he said.." "OW!" "Yeah! That's what he said! Do you know him?"
minniebeans:
Does a bear fart in the woods?
JingleHo:
"...and be sure to leave SciFi Santa some fresh milk and carrion on Christmas Eve."
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
<This is the captain speaking, we're currently experiencing high volumes of air traffic due to the holidays... We'll be in a holding pattern for about 30 mins"
JingleHo:
I am SciFi. -Gilligan
stareater:
(Can't you just hear the "Sanford & Son" theme?)
JingleHo:
Time for the ubiquitous reckless bravado versus intellectual self-restraint scene. Buckle up!
JingleHo:
Saggitarius. Likes Foghat, fog horns, and New England in the morning. Chain smoker. To talk to Bradford, dial ##3764 and don't inhale.