sanspants:
from his poem about a song based on a dream he had one night where he woke up screaming and shaking and he had wet himself
gay_lisp_TM:
Good--if he keeps this up, he'll qualify for his Al Bundy-Norm McDonald smirk badge in no time!
Beedo:
That's no moon. Oh, wait. Yeah, it is. Sorry.
Granty_Claus:
Bush proposes that if we concentrate tax cuts within + and -3 of the X & Y axes, this will cause… aw, who’re we trying to kid? He’s scared shitless right now.
RodRocket:
¡Cerveza y monteqilla es muy bueno!
MCDMWolf:
Bill Gates address the group. "In order to stop the others in Las Vegas I intend to ship them all the free copies of "Windows 2000" we can!"
santamebabe:
Remember, this holiday season, leave a light on for Santa, or he'll trip over something, break his neck, die.. I tell you, the paperwork is HORRID.
Randal_Flagg:
It's like "Sit & Spin", only different.
TheDiva:
This always happens! Everytime I come back from a war I forget where I parked my tent...
alexgariepy:
Pull my finger, yes?
Beedo:
Yes. Now where can I find two consenting women and a trapeze?
PrezYukonGARnelius:
I just slid in from battling the Kromaggs, and boy, are my chads hung
Beedo:
"We're going in fast, we're going in full throttle." "That's what SHE said." "Shut up, Red 2."
amycamus:
"I will be a unabomber, not a diviner. All of us, Republicats and Democans, cust mome together. Lemme start over."
IMissKissletoe:
"Excuse me, sir...would you refrain from bending your head... your ego is interferring with my readings."