deadparrot:
"Oh will you just give it up? You're never going to be able to draw that damned turtle!" "I will!! And the pirate too!!"
Kujaku:
"Wicker and children first!"
Max_Grey:
Gosh, nuclear winter came a little early this year.
Soozcat:
Ooh, samples from "I'm not Gilligan," "I'm not Radar O'Reilly" and "I'm not Spock!" I love working here!
IMissMST3K:
"Bend over! Cough."
Soozcat:
It is by the RAM alone I set my mind in motion it is by the geeks of Linux my thoughts acquire speed the hands acquire shaking the shaking becomes a warning.
Indomitus:
LeaVE 10 mILIon DoLLarS iN sMAll unMaRKed bIlLs bY tHE pARk BENch oR eLSe We sHOw THe MoVIe.
anti_hero:
"This is the church, this is the steeple..."
deadparrot:
"...and open it up and there's all the people."
UnReality:
"Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all you zealots can think about?!"
shanky:
"I'm Lorne Greene and I wanna get my swerve on!"
darthmonotonous:
starbuck inseminated her so we could have our lesbian love child
Soozcat:
"Good news, Commander. We're starting a quilted down vest farm."
Xebek:
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue....
Amon:
"I'm only 12. You better not cap me or I'll have the cops on you so fast, you won't even have a chance to hit Refresh."