amycamus:
Apparently, all the power available for lighting is being directed to the huge new banner that just appeared over the screengrab.
amycamus:
"I suggest you lower your head - that toolbar looks fairly ominous."
Klatuu:
This just in! Giant silver toolbar invades Caption This!
amycamus:
"At approximately 7:18 EDT today, an enormous toolbar appeared in the sky over Caption This!. Using a scale model, a SciFi staffer explains what happened..."
amycamus:
"Attention Earthlings! You may have noticed our mothership landing on your homepage. Do not be alarmed. We mean no harm."
Indomitus:
"Aaahhh! That silver bar!! It's on every channel!!"
amycamus:
"...and, only minutes after the enormous toolbar appeared, a cast member was struck in the head when it tilted into the screengrab...."
Klatuu:
Toolbar This!
amycamus:
From her office on 6th Avenue, Bonnie Hammer gleefully receives reports of cappers fleeing the giant toolbar. (I could milk this 'til the cows come home)
Indomitus:
"Dude! Let's go get high and play with the SciFi.com toolbar!" "Awesome!!"
medusaD:
Good god! The ship from Close Encounters landed on the page!!
medusaD:
"This just in! Due to the increased size of the SFC banner, only 3 captions will be shown at a time. Thank you."
medusaD:
The SFC Banner: The biggest *Site Whore* in online history!!
medusaD:
"Next on YSMT: The Banner That Ate CT!!!"
Mr_Grant:
(What's a "Sci Fi Stream"? Does it have good fishing? I think I'll click on it; what harm could it d- *PHOOOM*)