UnReality:
Sometimes I think Van Gogh wasn't really trying.
Vicious:
Why not trei a holiday in ancient Greece this yeer?
Generik:
Somehow Campbell's latest tag-line, "Blood of the infidel is good food" just wasn't reaching the right demographic...
devildoll:
It's not common knowledge, but cockatiels make brutal factory foremen.
LuvBJones:
"So, we meet again, Mr. Bond! *BRAAAAACK*"
LuvBJones:
"God loves you. But he hates your hair. Let me help you."
Vladimere:
...IS PEOPLE! IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!
Vicious:
"Und ze busboy vould not even look at meinen nipples!"
HenryBemis:
"Dude, don't push it, man, I think he doesn't want to sing the Spam song..."
Geier:
Joseph Campbell tells us that every mythological system includes a sacred "Moose"-being to go with the "Squirrel of the air"...
BlakHat1:
War was declared by the aliens after the President pulled off the ambassador's ear, dug it into his face, then his eye, and ate it!
Switchfoot:
So, I, like, put these chips in a bowl and like, put all this, like, stuff in it, and like, it ate my cousin.
Steve_Reeves:
(Voice Over) "'Allo! I am Jacques Cocteau and welcome to my underwater worl'!"
amycamus:
"...among thee meeny treasure of thee Titanic, the Caleepso camera spies a fooll bottle of Chanel #5 behind a coaster..."
Raven_Poe:
Fox Presents: Synchronized Hit and Runs