YingYang:
"You a gay pirate?" "Aye!" “Then tell me the truth: Does this parrot make me look fat?"
Klatuu:
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the toothpick.
Geier:
Slut.
NC17:
“But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and if she moves just a bit to her left, I'll be able to see through Juliet's dress!"
sabcat:
Oh, look, Satan's giving us the finger. How nice.
GersonK:
"Polish your hinder, sir?"
claimdude:
...consumers soon found problems with Ronco's do-it-yourself circumcision kit.
Indomitus:
It wasn't that they'd all leaned to one side and ripped all at the same time, so much as the fact that it was in perfect four-part harmony.
UnknownAssailant:
Dear Journal, Day 5 on Arrakis. Ate Mother. Ate Father. Losing mental hold on reality. Otherwise fine.
amycamus:
Generik proceeds cautiously, remembering the time he bought a bag of Sousaphones and nearly choked to death.
Indomitus:
This is: A> A long, dark, creepy hallway. B> A long dark, creepy elevator shaft. C> A long, dark, creepy portal to another space and time. D> CRAP.
Dragonstud:
Guaranteed absolutely sperm free
Dark_DynaGrrl:
This is more interesting than the movie.. paging Mr. Fellini.. Mr. Fellini blue courtesy phone...
amycamus:
Even with all the protective gear, capping "Sightings" was still a hazardous task.
amycamus:
Roswell. I can't believe I'm still in Roswell.