screaming_fist:
In his latest feat of magic, David Copperfield emerges from the ass of a Cuban lieutenant.
RodRocket:
How Rube Goldberg eats a Reese's.... (You gotta be OLD to get that one....)
Hippie:
Not sure what it is, but I feel better knowing it's there if I need it.
amycamus:
And, live from where it lives, The Fish.
BuckFifty:
"PULL!" *twang* *a midget soars through the air with the greatest of ease* *ZAAAAAPP* *splurtch* "PULL!"
iMacXtreme:
Fortunately in his shipwreck kit there was a fake beard.
Indomitus:
"I lost my brain in the war. They had to put in prosthetic bagpipes in its place."
Lanzman:
"Please, sir, I'd like some more... (wait for it) ...pie."
iMacXtreme:
I don't know what it is but it requires Windows 98 or higher.
Lanzman:
Infidels! Unbelievers! They dare show BURGERS during the Hour of Pie and Haggis?!?
Generik:
"I don't know. I drank two Generiks, smoked a bunch of Kif, and I found myself in this get up, eating pie. Oh, and someone's hand was up my ass."
TFox:
Audience, punch in your selection now! Is this: A) Sad, Knowing Smile, or B) Prelude to a Burp?
Dairai:
Never before has so much been so wrong so fast...
LizardQueen:
No matter what order you superimpose over breasts, men will follow it...Now if we could somehow use this to our advantage....
Indomitus:
For those who love sticking their hands up the asses of little rubber frogs