Artanas:
"Say, what's a girl without a gag reflex like you doing in a place like this with groovy music playing in the background?"
Artanas:
People say you can't stuff cat after cat into a standard pickle jar and hope they turn into kismet. People are stupid.
Occupant:
I am sci fi. --Salvador Dali
BrakYeller:
Like sand gnat larvae in an egg yolk, these.... are the Days of our Lives.
Occupant:
On his way to forclose the mortgage on Spanky's clubhouse.
agentcoup:
Fruit! Soccer! Soccer! Fruit! EVIL!!!!!!!!
flavio:
Nothing to declare, Mr. Colon. Just passing through.
keogh:
The Lexx crew cleverly diguise themselves by driving a sensible auto and not fucking every moving thing.
Goldfinger:
"I've gotta say, once you get past the initial unpleasantness, peeing down your leg can be quite nice."
JohnSteed:
These people each have their own separate cells reserved at Goulag
The_Gray_Zombie:
The Guy Who Ate All The Jelly Donuts: Brad Smithersone
HenryBemis:
"OK first'll be that stump, second that pile of broken glass, third the partially-buried toxic waste drum and home, this dead cat."
Fuquad:
*whispering* "I see dead chickens!"
YingYang:
*Walks off camera* *Comes back* "Not gay!" *Walks off again*
Indomitus:
Well, Kiddo, it's lodged pretty well in your lower intestine. You'll just have to let it pass.