Agent_Moldy:
"Reviving the goldrush? Well, live long and prospect, dude."
KindaEvil:
"I say, stand down, sir, or I will be forced to smite thee with my fudgescicle."
7dizbusters:
Father, I must confess that... that... I'm... that I'm... I'm your huckleberry.
KindaEvil:
David Arquette in his barber shop quartet: The Arquette Quartet. They are famous in nursing homes and senior centers all over America.
MirandaRamsey:
Exactly.
KindaEvil:
KindaEvil mutters to herself as she walks to the kitchen, "Stupid, crappy SciFi! I give up! I'm gonna watch Pumaman."
KindaEvil:
Jay Mohr takes tastelessness one step further by starring in SHAKESPEARE: The Musical.
KindaEvil:
Michael MacDonald makes a cameo appearance in SHAKESPEARE; The Musical.
KindaEvil:
Hannibal Lecter delights in tea time at the asylum. Give him a piece of Earl Grey -- I mean a cup of Earl Grey and he's a happy camper.
Forkboy:
Say, Bob. What's this "Hair in a Can" stuff you've been talking about?
Forkboy:
"Yeah, give me some of that 'Hair in a Can'!"
robofreak:
Suddenly he WAS squealing like a pig, and by golly... he kind of liked it.