Dairai:
Kirk is pissed once again at being a year behind in his fashion sense...
Chebwa:
"An affliction we, at the Sci-Fi Channel are proud to say, have been cured of."
Artanas:
"For chrissakes Spock, when I ask for directions, use either hand...not....that!"
Prince_of_Space:
Dangit! My Tamagotchi broke!
Chebwa:
"Rosetta Stone my ass. It's blocking the way to the toilet. Where's my phaser?"
Gnasche:
Native American Weather Vane...only $29.95.
Agent13:
This is William Shatner for WebTV...
Occupant:
Shat forgot the girdle again.
Occupant:
And now, here's a long distance dedication to Melanie . . .
Tin_God:
"Psssst, kids! You might want to close your eyes for about the next... oh... two minutes. Thanks, and enjoy the rest of the show."
Occupant:
Me stay here. You go decline Oscar for Brando.
Artanas:
Kevin Nealon IS Chief Gulla Bull in "Dances With Sandler"