Yeerkkiller:
Set phasers to miss!
Geier:
"Cap'n! My tricorder says that these boots were DEFINITELY made for walking!"
Agent_Moldy:
"Okay, babes, let the Luuuuv Doctor auction begin now. We'll start the bidding at $5000 for a night with me. Do I hear 6? 6?"
T_BAKER:
"Bones, do we all have to wear hernia belts?"
Gnasche:
"Okay, Shatner...let the stunt-man in for this shot." "Hey, my toupee doesn't look as bad as that...does it?"
Agent_Moldy:
"Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?" "MAKEOVER!!!!"
Jordi:
The Star Trek Lava Lamp--another Trekker must-have.
Loodvig:
"Spock here is gonna make sure all the wastewater lines are cleaned out for ya..."
Gnasche:
"I still am big. It's the pictures that got small."
JoeCrow:
I get to wear the party hat because I'm the captain
DaveyBoyBennet:
"I know that it seems that I am very abusive to Spock, Jim... but it's only because I love him... I love him with all my heart!!! *sob*
amycamus:
"...geez...what the heck are we gonna do without a drummer? The prom is Saturday night!"
Gnasche:
"Well, thanks to ol' McCoy, Spock's brain was as good as new. But, that's just how things happen 'round these parts. Welp...I'll be seein' ya."