nashtbrutusandshort:
We now return to *Enemy Mine*, starring Louis Gossett, Jr. and Mummenschanz
DiggerSmolken:
Star Trek: The Study Hall
HanoverF:
"No Jim, I'm not bringing up that old problem again, I said blandness, Male Pattern Blandness!"
Gnasche:
McCoy and Kirk the day after watching Sling Blade.
Maldemar:
A failed attempt to beam up Topo Gigio.
RIZZZ:
So, why is McCoy standing behind a cardboard cutout of his uniform? Is it cheaper than the drycleaners? What?
Gnasche:
"Damn, it's freezing out here. Anyone got a can of gasoline and a match?"
Brandoplasm:
"Hi, I'm William Shatner for Star Trek Presents. Tonight, a whimsical trot through the works of Edgar Allan Poe as decribed by Leonard Nimoy. Enjoy"
Gnasche:
Due to contract stipulations with the owners of Star Trek, during all showings, the sci-fi logo will temporarily be replaced with miniature Kirk-head.
RIZZZ:
Kirk: "I AM going to have this baby and YOU can't stop us! Billy and I will work at the campus bookstore until we get enough money to move out on our own!"
HanoverF:
"Oh Brad I L- SPOCK! How Dare You Beam Me Up Before I Tell You To!"
Maldemar:
We beamed up Peter Frampton, Doctor. That IS all there is.
HanoverF:
"Chedder Cheese, and button candy, I ask you gentlemen, what else in life is there?"