PlanetGuy:
Ah shit, Kirk got drunk and pissed all over the transporter pad again.
Gnasche:
Scotty often lowered the warp core shields momentarily to see how long it took before his uvula began to tingle.
DeaconBluesman:
"Dammit, I'm the Captain, and when I say we Bunny Hop, WE BUNNY HOP!!!"
quickdraw:
"You sly dog, you...!"
claimdudes_FineIn_99:
...although he couldn't really fill it out Kirk still liked the feel of the new terrycloth bra.
quickdraw:
Janice was never that good at "Hide 'n Seek".... Not that Captain Kirk minded that much...
Gnasche:
McCoy was a little too paranoid about people seeing his PIN number.
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Hey, Captain, hold that door!" "Sorry, can't hear you Spock!" *whistles* *clickclickclick* *door shuts*
Chebwa:
"No, Mr. Spock. I expect you to transport."
Gnasche:
Episode #207: "The Enema Within."
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Hello, Kirk, I'm the token black character. Whoops, my five minutes are up, see ya."
quickdraw:
Phil Hartman IS Captain Kirk...
DiggerSmolken:
I've hit the knick-knack treasure trove! All of Sulu's Hummels! All of Checkov's "Precious Moment" figuirines!
RIZZZ:
"Hey! Who do you gotta sleep with to get some service around here?!! Seriously... I honestly am interested."