nigel909:
Sensors detect a huge upside-down jockstrap........ with holsters
animeTreeTopAngel:
o/~ "Dayo- day0.. Star Trek's on and I wanna go home..."o/~
nigel909:
Kirk: "Who does your wig? I'll give you the name of my guy...."
RIZZZ_Kringle:
They're demanding to be beamed into the campus administration building.
AnnakandieCane7:
You know, they make miracle ears that are barely noticeable nowadays...
The_Gray_Zombie:
Lt. Uhura......Have you done something different with your hair?
Das_Yuletideman:
'Don't ignore me, Spock! Who are you seeing!? It's that Mercury floozy, Isn't it!?"
AnnakandieCane7:
Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Et Cetera!!!!
Gnascher:
This is the episode where Walter Koenig played a dual role. You can barely see the join in the split screen.
nigel909:
Next on a very special Paul Simon Christmas....
Thibodeau:
Even the stoical Spock has to chuckle when Scotty gets drunk and shits his pants.
quickdraw:
"I'm Mrs. Fishburn from down the hall! Could you people PLEASE quit doing the "Bappa" all night long!!"
nashthumbugandshort:
Some day, I'm going to dial that -- just to see who answers.
Gnascher:
Spock berates the alien guy with the wealth of ear jokes that he's collected over the years.
quickdraw:
Toward the end, Telly Savalas began wearing bath mats and using ash trays for ear muffs.