Dairaindeer:
N. D. Gestion (cousin of Mr. B Natural) gives Kirk a talking to about week-old egg salad...
stkikboxgirl:
"You know what I forgot? Rice cakes!"
Gnascher:
"You left your pajamas in my..." "Not here, you idiot."
JoeCrow:
My quarters....8:30.....Bring a can opener
Dairaindeer:
"light goes on... light goes off... light goes on... light goes off... light goes on..."
Gnascher:
"You will release my crew members or I will be forced to...Hey, are those mangos?"
stkikboxgirl:
In private Shatner was Firethighs Man, Stud of all things Pausing!
saintsammy:
Cleopatra IS Yoda.
lonegunmen:
Rick James?
lonegunmen:
After the previous night of wine and romance, Kirk and Trevor found it awkward to make eye contact.
stkikboxgirl:
"So what did you want to talk...MMMppphh!"
Gnascher:
"Captain...it's time." "Alright. You'll remember me, won't you." "Of course." "You still have my cuticles." "I'll treasure them, always."
ZeroClaus:
It's just a jump to the left and...Spock? Your cue! "Illogical, captain."
stkikboxgirl:
"You will have supper ready when I tell you!! And no more hanging out with those whore friends of yours!"
stkikboxgirl:
Kirk was caught in a very compromising position standing at the lotion dispenser with his pants around his ankles..
animeTreeTopAngel:
Kirk liked to make fun of Sulu, by dancing Jigs on the deck...
ploppy:
How do I love me...let me count the ways
Gnascher:
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but there is no person here by the name of Slick Rick." "Uh...Spock...I can handle this."
vendo:
"you rolled a five...uh oh..MOUSETRAP!"
lonegunmen:
Sulu fights back the giggles when Kirk says Snotty instead of Scotty.