TyranosaurisRex:
I guess Mr. Nader was right my Corvair. All I did was make a left hand turn and this is all that's left of it.
Bigstupid:
The 1989 Moscow Auto show looked a lot like the 1959 Moscow Auto Show.
Bigstupid:
"There aint a darn cow in there, Phil." "Well where's the Sheep Palace then?"
Beckett:
"See?...Right THERE!..You can see Marmaduke's naughty bits!"
da_upstart:
"DAPHNE! I HAVE COME FOR YOU!" "Damn, Apollo. Again? That's the 4th time today you want some nookie!" "YES! AND I BOUGHT MY BOY CUPID WITH ME! HE WANTS SOME TOO!"
da_upstart:
Dick Tracy was also one of the many celebrities that attended the Million Fedora March
wd40:
There's a guy over there by the Baklava Concession not wearing a hat!" - "He's a terrorist, get him!"
meQal:
The Fedora Pride Day festival was a huge success.
da_upstart:
"Ma'am... ma'am, please. You realize you really don't have a baby." "Yes I do, I birthed him!" "No. You stole a baby chimp and shaved him down. Please, come back to the hospital..."
da_upstart:
Papyrus NT
MrMithras:
We're toning up for America *salutes*
MaxKeller:
You can't say no to the flag, buy our crap.
All_Moatas_All_The_Time:
"And then we'll...hey..don't cut away...this movie isn't that boring!"
Moatas:
"Quit moving, I can't get a bead on you."
144b:
Heller Budget: PI, An Quinn Martian Production. Starring Frank Sutton as Heller. Roy Dano as Lou & Unia Mussion as Eleea. Tonight's Episode: Monkeywrench Blues.
da_upstart:
Meanwhile on Danny Glover's scalp, lice must relocate to find more suitable patches of afro to raise their children
Viagra:
Phil never quite learned to whistle, so he compensates by becoming a high priced lawyer and prosecuting
144b:
Somewhere down there, Martin Bookspan is wandering thru Lincoln Center. Picking up the empties.
Tommysdad:
"Well, trust me, this'd be really great with string."
Dirigo:
"I just had the craziest dream. A kid named Ferris Bueller won $5000 of my money on a game show on Comedy Central."
gleeb:
Armand Bagdasarian, tenor, sings the aria "God, I hate that kid" from the grand opera Dennis, based on the works of Hank Ketcham.
UnReality:
"It's not a camera, and I don't even own a gabardine suit!"
rickubis:
Air Quality Report for Today is: Spreadable.
Racerex:
Next week on "Night Gallery: Postman's Edition"
Ric_Shaw:
Turn your fat lazy ass into a skinny lazy ass.
Dante83:
"Is this going to take long, I have a busy day of flinging crap ahead of me and I'm already behind schedule."
gleeb:
I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you pigs in on a suspected lupicide...
Dante83:
"Ok, did you get their statement?" "Yeah, something about a wolf huffing and puffing and blowing their houses down." "Wolves. Maybe it was the same one that Riding Hood girl called us on last week."
klutzka:
I wonder what my name is? I wish I had a name tag."
gleeb:
Do you mind? If you want to dunk your meatballs, get your own scotch!
wd40:
We're using the coffin as a wine closet, until we really need it for Gramma.
wd40:
The Montressors became very adept at masonry work over the years, odd for a family that claims aristocratic roots.
Beckett:
"Science!"
gleeb:
Marcel Duchamps' "Fully-clothed Guy Walking Across a Lawn"
144b:
See? I told you I look like a bad ass wearing this hat? Is this the kind of image we want in selling greeting cards?
gleeb:
"So, Hallmark're trying to move into our territory, huh? The big boys. Well, I say we go to the mattresses!"
gleeb:
Roy Marsden IS Neil Burnside IN "The Sandbaggers Go Bass Fishing"