talktothehawk:
"Why in God's name did I put a window in my shower?"
All_Moatas_All_The_Time:
Fresh from the farm to...other farms
wd40:
Man, I can't wait until I have more bathroom privileges than the dog!
144b:
The first mechanical sperm was created by Bell Labs in '65.
da_upstart:
... And here's a nice snapshot of my syster..
da_upstart:
Uhhh, ' cyster '
parakeetstorm:
You didn't finish the Peterson Project for me? You know, Lester, we need to talk about your knee-caps...
parakeetstorm:
Linda went insane, lost her job as a field-repoter and was kicked off the News station; but she still continued interviewing people with a bottle of Advil.
Tommysdad:
The Rubick Maneuver. Cool.
Purina_Hermit_Chow:
Sadly, the other costar of the Pong game not only failed to land even a role in a TV ad but was found strangled in the back room of an adult bookstore in 1981.
Matteus:
must.... reach.....menthol goodness!
meQal_The_Leprachan:
Welcome to IS now with screengrab in screengrab technology.
UnRealGoBragh:
"Francis the Talking Mule: Armageddon"
Beckett:
"Welcome to the Hive, Comrade!"
echo:
Earl successfully cross-bred a chicken and a turtle.....but then didn't know what to do with it.
jammer427:
McDonalds opens it's first parallel dimension location.
Zero_R_Nobody:
I still don't understand how that fascinating study 'English Muffins of the World' failed to make the New York Times Bestsellers list.
jildo:
Bridesmaid's dresses just keep getting uglier and uglier.
Billy_Zoom:
My vestal virgins have arrived... via UPS as well, GO BROWN!
Dante83:
"I would just like to state for the record that Pepperidge Farm remembers.... Thank you."
Kota:
"Lonely is the fire hydrant, on a street with no dogs!" (Kinda poetic, don't ya' think??)
Hinermad:
Before the Xerox photocopier was invented, over 3000 mail room clerks were seriously injured each year when they tried to mimeograph their butts.
TyranosaurisRex:
and boy, are they twisted!
gleeb:
It was a small, urban convent...
FryGirl:
Three Sisters' sales improved greatly when they dropped the "Ugly" from the middle.
amycamus:
"I wouldn't go in there if I were you. They're cooking up some godawful-smelling eye of newt/toe of frog concoction for the Thane of Cawdor."
Mr_Grant:
*CLICK* "Why, RTA coach 432 is 20 seconds behind its time point! Wait'll the gang in the Chicago Transit Yahoo Group hear about this!"
tinaw:
This is what I get for letting my sister cook . . .
144b:
It's also where Superman comes to use the can
Dante83:
Sure, the basement was damp and gross and full of roaches, but Debbie's love for pickled tomatoes would not be deterred.