rickubis:
Betty Joe and her Trained Earthworms at work
Beckett:
"The most difficult Yoyo trick ever."
GersonK:
"yeah, boss, we're plotting a course right here to the Great Bird Nebula. Just follow my finger."
gleeb:
"Oh, yeah, baby, you're pre-approved." Susan found working two telephone-based jobs got confusing at times...
tinaw:
Just remember, when you call 1-900 SEXPOT, you're not really speaking to her. Your speaking to her mother, Chester.
fut:
It's new...it's called an Ipod. Please....no more *pods*
UnReality:
"Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December, and each separate miscast Delambre wrought its ghost upon the floor..."
rickubis:
Eleanor Rigby, sits with her teeth in a bowl in a chair by the door....
meQal:
So it's the constant night trips to Mundo Fine that is driving the nation into debt.
AMCrulz:
"Hey, Pal! Personally, I couldn't care less about your love life, but no blow-up dolls in my cab!"
da_upstart:
Worry thyself not, ACTION LIBRARIAN. Mortals die from paper cuts everyday. It is their way of life.
da_upstart:
"Just look at that sniveling ACTION LIBRARIAN, praying to the gods of reference. Come Dr. Octobooks. You and I, Lex Index, have lots of work to do."
villain:
"Let's see, porno, porno, porno, porno, ahhh, here it is..."Barney's adventures in Fairyland"
da_upstart:
"I know who you are, ACTION LIBRARIAN!" "Lex Index! How did you know?!" "Well... I just looked it up in the reference cards under your name and it said 'see Action Librarian'. "Damn your cleverness!"
tinaw:
WWALD?
GersonK:
What's this? The Binder has used substandard glue that breaks down into airborne hallucinogens after only 15 years? This looks like a job for...Action Librarian!
da_upstart:
As Lex Index peers into the eyes of ACTION LIBRARIAN, images of the pain and trauma of constant, excruciatingly boring library tasks floods his mind...
villain:
One more peep out of you and I'll SHOW you why they call me ACTION Librarian!
villain:
Oh yeah....no car chases, no nudity...I'm done.
gleeb:
What's THIS? Misshelved monographs? Improper indexing? Deeply disturbing dictionaries? Is this the end of ACTION LIBRARIAN?
E_the_E:
Damn you, Cthulhu! Quit messing with our economy!
gleeb:
Luckily, high prices protect customers from the Savings Octopus...
E_the_E:
The E??? At last, a short film I can relate to.
Hinermad:
Jessie hated getting letters from Aunt Clara. It was bad enough when she pinched his cheeks in person, but having to pinch his own was humiliating.
wd40:
Pardner, was that a discouraging word I done heard?
tinaw:
Remember on Sundays you and your family would go walking in town and look in all the shop windows and you would greet people you passed in the street?
Neither do I.
Buffoon:
Zool?
tinaw:
And then after that, we can mess with the beefeaters!