UnReality:
"So it's agreed then: none of us can understand why they're still printing Cathy."
holenozone:
"What you're asking me to do is not covered by your H.M.O. In fact, what you're asking me to do is illegal in most states."
HiFi_dude:
Bill knew he was being pathetic....but he had loaned his new suitcase to his sister, and just had to see it off one last time.
Billy_Zoom:
When in doubt, avoid eye contact and pretend to take notes...
meQal:
There are somethings money can't buy. For everything else, time to charge it until you are in debt up to your eyeballs.
Xengal:
As the last two girls he promised to call the next day and never did entered the room, Kirk began to sweat...quickly he began to form a plan involving amnesia..
Xengal:
"Aw go on Stacy- go for it! He's a red shirt, it's not like you'll have to worry about a long term relationship!"
GersonK:
...in Yet Another 48 Hours
gleeb:
IN "Hog of the Basketballs"!
YingYang:
All first names. Coincidence? I think not!!! *Accusing music plays*
gleeb:
Come on, Man! Write me a 'script! I'm Jonesin'!
tinaw:
"Yo Watson, how much money you got?" "What the devil -- " "I need a hit, baaaaaaaaaad, man, come on, anything! Man, I'll suck yo dick!"
Beckett:
"Well of course there's a body here you idiot, you've just dug a hole in a graveyard!"
UnReality:
"I knew Lamont Cranston. Lamont Cranston was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Lamont Cranston."
UnReality:
"Actually, the truth is, I just like saying the phrase 'Lamont Cranston'. It sounds vaguely naughty."
Billy_Zoom:
Piece of crap FBI can't even find Spaulding Gray...
JackOfAllArts:
Hmmm... What are they REALLY selling here...?
meQal:
Because we like Ike and know that Dick is good.
144b:
I kin made keys that'll fit everythin, but my broken heart.
meQal:
Tired of protesters complaining about him clubbing seals, Randy decided to take a different approach.
UnReality:
"Well, I'm not the VERY model of a modern major general, but I get by."
Hinermad:
So, you're not interested in Mama Dubrovnik? You'll change your mind when I perform for you the Dance of the Seven Afghans!
GersonK:
o o 0 (Cappers? Where'd I leave my 9 iron?)
Snuffleupagus:
Why yes, I do like gladiator movies. Why do you ask?
gleeb:
No, I do not want to buy any Dragoon Scout cookies!
Dirigo:
"Go away! I'm not interested." "But, I didn't even say anyth-" "That's it, I'm getting my shotgun."
GersonK:
Boris Karloff is Abe Vigoda in The Fish Who Stole Christmas
NurseNoir:
Never listened to all the hygiene films telling him not to rub his eye after using a doorknob