JurassicPork:
"Step on it! You can't go below 50, Ralphie boy!"
Tommysdad:
"Albatross!"
Tommysdad:
Interesting. Buffoon's ex-wife's heart got a Scifi tattoo.
gleeb:
.oO Oh, Geez, gleeb's gonna make another "they hope to be married" caption. Don't he know I got bitches all over this neighborhood? Oo.
Kota:
...then the bed folded up, pinning them against the wall, but they didn't care.... they hoped to be married soon. (Sorry Gleeb)
Dante83:
"Pepperidge Farm... er.. um... Pepperidge Farm ummm... oh what the hell does it do again?!"
Dante83:
Yep, stuffed into a rotten gourd and pulled around by mice. There's every girl's fantasy...
BlakHat1:
Um, somebody call GK? Aw forget it..I'll just turn my monitor over.
Hurst:
It's not true the conductor doesent have to go down with the train, right?
Billy_Zoom:
"V" for ambiguity...
Dante83:
"Dear Mr. Edison, Please invent the lightbulb..."
144b:
Now Liberty Medical can deliver asthmatic aids to your home. Sponsored by Lucky Strikes.
enigk:
"...and what goes best with Joan of Arc Kidney Beans? That's right, it's Genghis Khan Root Beer!"
Moatas:
"Am I into 'heavy metal'? Yeah, I guess you could say that."
Fisk:
School shooter? You betcha!
Auntie_Massacre:
Of all of the bars in all of the world, she had to walk into mine.
gleeb:
Visual Oxymoron #17: Happy Punk.
NurseNoir:
"Oh, he's just plump enough! Now where did I put that Toddler Helper?"
Tommysdad:
"Hi, welcome to the Narcolepsy Research Instituuuuu...zzzzzzzzz."
starkbalmy:
One of India's lesser-known monuments, the Garaj Mahal.
144boo!:
Looks like Daniel the tiger has moved uptown.
E_B_A:
treese.cx
rickubis:
The bulls are p.o'ed 'cause the buffalo gals won't come out tonight.
terryodude:
Another burrito related death.
freak-o-d-week:
Charts -- clever business ploy for grown men to play with rulers and markers and stuff.
gleeb:
Supplies arrive for the slapstick convention
Moatas:
"Phew! For a moment, I thought that banana might be larger than me."
JurassicPork:
Sign above the time clock says, "[102] days without a banana peel pratfall."