tinaw:
Dune. Arrakis. Desert. Whatever those things are.
screaming_fist:
"We're the Fighting Short Order Cooks of Charlie company."
cfr23:
You think that bad, wait til you see the other guy
UnReality:
"We can't cap here. This is bat country."
JurassicPork:
After a bit of code breaking, the Navahos realized that it was just a smoke signal promising to make their penises bigger.
blaacksheep:
"I was completely impressed with the Chia Face!"
cambria36:
Suicide by self-strangulation is seldom, if ever, successful.
Beckett:
Bob drags himself outside and kicks the living shit out of him.
Beckett:
"There! This ascot should nicely conceal this goiter!"
terryodude:
Fred applies a generous dose of Dr Scholls Goiter remover before his date with Sally
Moatas:
Looking at the number of afterschool students, Mr. Jarret decides that his class 'Sweatshop 101' is going well.
LauraPowers:
"And then what did Foot say to you, Hand? NO! He didn't! Well I'll be."
terryodude:
Harold walked all over the Northwest with toilet paper stuck to his shoe
terryodude:
Salmon....."The other pink meat"
darkestfire:
Sweetie, no one takes a Neo-Nazi in a floppy red hat seriously. Really.