GersonK:
"Frank Lloyd Wright's passing water."
MirandaRamsey:
"I'm insane."
gleeb:
Mercantile emergency! I need a merchant, stat!
Zee:
You can't even tell he wears a hair piece!
RodRocket:
o/`"I'd see my wife, my Golde, looking like a flying cow with a set of purple wings, orbiting the globe all day and night...."o/`
gleeb:
We were just milking!
TheDiva:
WANTED: Jimmy Durante
JurassicPork:
"Look again, Mrs. Calabash: Are you *sure* this isn't the man who's been stalking you all this time?"
RodRocket:
"Fish... In... SPAAAAAACE!!!!"
gleeb:
Dammit, where's the zero-g vodka?
TheDiva:
The original version of "Spy VS Spy" was pretty dour...
elKapitan:
KGB agents... OF THE PAST!!!!!
Zee:
"*I* know what evil lurks in the hearts of men!"
"Like Hell! *I* know what evil lurks in the hearts of men!"
"Shut Up!"
"You shut up!"
LongLiveRock:
Say you a goer aye, Nudge nudge know what I mean say no more!
elKapitan:
As Chekov would say, "Child Porn is a Russian inwention."
Countess Coco:
"Would you like to play with me kid?"
Zee:
"Have you ever seen a grown cosmonaut naked, Billy?"
JohnSteed:
"COME BACK HERE! I NEED TO SCAN YOUR PRICE!"
GlitterRock:
o/` In this life, one thing counts... in the bank, large amounts ... I'm afraid these don't grow on trees, you've got to pick-a-pocket or two... o/`
Zee:
...and Ed Koch as "The Capitalist""
JurassicPork:
William S. Burroughs goes to the Bonneville Salt Flats, the last place on earth in which he hasn't shot up.
"Hey, Calabash, you bitch! I been lookin' all over fer ya!"
Batqueen:
"Ahhh cha-cha-cha-chaaaaa!"
GlitterRock:
Tonight on Poorly Researched Theater: The Stock Market Splash of 1929.
144b:
And Evian stocks took a plunge after posting a second quater loss.
Cyberbeast:
This is a weird remake of 'Flashdance.'
AgentMoldy:
<fine print>
*All you reckless bastards can go to hell!*
LongLiveRock:
We're going to use his head to make soup!
TheDiva:
Daily Horiscope: Capricorn: Today would be a good day to curl up with a good book. They're high in fiber.
GlitterRock:
Goat Dellamorte?
gleeb:
Oh, sure blame me!
AgentMoldy:
He's just cleaning all the gum off the under side of the shelves. That's right, he's a scrapegoat.
tinaw:
MALDEN 3:16
DiscoBoy:
"Support his nose!"
gleeb:
As long as they have no interest in your business, they'll loan you money.
Agent Moldy:
"Follow the gourd!"
"Follow your nose!"
"Follow the gourd!"
"Follow your nose!"