Muftak:
"NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY BLOODY GREY POUPON!!"
Seltaeb:
This is what happens when you watch Wheel of Fortune and trip bad acid.
pragmate:
Yes, it is running. In fact, it's where I keep the dead bodies of PHONE PRANKSTERS!
Daleman:
This land avalible cheap.
Prodigal:
This is what happens when you watch Wheel of Fortune and trip bad acid.
Artanas:
"If elected president, I vow to end freedom as we know it and you will all call me GOD!"
Occupant:
The offices of the IRS caught fire last night. Almost two firemen fought the raging inferno for nearly a minute.
Seltaeb:
From the makers of January 1985 and the bestselling January 1977...
GotMilk:
Aww. One of the Baywatch Babes broke a nail?
cscott:
"More weight!"
MadSigntist:
In the Army... you can sail the seven seas... in the Army... you will contract a new disease... in the Army...
GuloGulo:
It's hard to believe that in 42 short years, Mexico has grown from a mere mountainside to an entire poverty-stricken, corruption-filled country.
Flanker:
"So Steve, tell us how you became fabulosly wealthy with my program." "I like mittens." "Umm, okay. NEXT!!!"
AgentQ:
Lava lamp, alien fetus, what?
Jazzsoda:
"Listen, you little punk! 'MYSTERIES OF THE FREAKIN UNKNOWN'!! You send me one more book on dishwasher repair and I'll wring your neck personally!"
Beedo:
Typewriter inards? The Nazca Lines? WHAT?!
Nodrog:
The Halls of Medicare.
Cleo256:
"Welcome to the 1950s, may I take your order?"